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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

Why do so many men on the internet try to compete with women, or try to "humble" and bash them? There's so many videos across my tiktok and YouTube of men claiming how they're wanting to get back at women and put them in thier place.

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?

share office space ...

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Do you think trump realizes that if he significantly decreases the size of CIA, that there is a higher chance of him being assassinated?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Proba-3’s first artificial solar eclipse - European Space Agency

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Have you ever been forced into bestiality?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

In Italy, how do people greet each other when they meet for the first time (e.g., on the street)? What's a good response to that greeting if you're not from Italy or don't speak Italian fluently yet?

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

What is your review of the Redmi 9A? Is it worth buying?

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Red Dead Redemption's John Marston Actor Teases "Exciting News" Coming Soon - GameSpot

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Meet the "prince of dragons" that started the tyrannosaur dynasty - Earth.com